Condom Slang – An Alternative Dictionary

By Andrew

Updated 15 December 2022

‘Rubber,’ ‘love glove,’ and ‘dinger,’ and are just a few of the slang and alternative terms used to refer to condoms.

While many people know what these slang words mean, there is a whole world of alternative names for condoms that aren’t as widely known.

If you want to sound like an old pro in front of your friends (or potential partners), read on!

Dinger

The term ‘dinger’ may have originated from popular culture, such as television shows, movies, and music; however, it’s unknown exactly when the term was first coined.

It’s commonplace to refer to a condom as a ‘dinger’ in Australia.

Raincoat

This term is used mainly in Australia and New Zealand but can also be found in other English-speaking countries as well.

It refers to the thin waterproof material used to make condoms which makes them suitable for use during sex in wet environments such as showers or swimming pools.

Rubber Jonny

This term is used mainly in the United Kingdom and Ireland as slang for condom.

It is also known as a ‘johnny’ or ‘rubbers’ in some parts of the world.

Love Glove

This phrase has been around since at least the 1950s and refers to wearing a condom like a rubber glove on a penis.

Bubble Wrap

Bubble wrap is often used as slang for condoms because it provides a similar kind of protection from unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases.

The Magic Shield

One popular term for a condom is the “magic shield.”

This is likely because it provides a layer of protection between you and any unwanted STDs or pregnancies.

There’s something almost magical about protecting yourself and your partner during sexual encounters.

Party Hat

While ‘party hats’ can be seen as silly or funny, it also serves as a reminder that condoms ensure everyone has a safe time when they’re out partying or having fun with friends.

So, if you hear someone talking about putting on their party hats before heading out for the night, don’t be alarmed—they’re just being responsible!

Airbag

Lastly, one slang term for condoms that is gaining popularity is ‘airbag.’

This term refers to the fact that condoms act as an airbag between two individuals during sex—acting as a cushion in case anything goes wrong.

It’s not only clever but also serves as an excellent reminder to always use protection during sex!

Summary

When it comes down to it, there are lots of different ways to refer to condoms without using their actual name.

Whether you call them ‘the magic shield,’ ‘party hats’ or ‘airbags’, they all mean the same thing – protection against unwanted pregnancy and STDs.

So next time you’re talking about condoms with your friends, try using some of these alternative names! They’ll definitely make conversations more interesting and memorable!

About the Author: Andrew

Andrew has spent the past 15 years running Spafe.com.au, Australia’s leading site for everything condoms. Having personally tested countless brands and products, he’s become a trusted expert in the field. Andrew’s hands-on experience and honest reviews help Aussies find the right fit.
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